Twilight=Traveling Pants

Weird title right?! You're probably sitting there thinking, how does those two things compare?! And in all honesty they probably shouldn't, but in my case they kinda do. Let me explain.

Last November I picked Twilight up for the first time. In 4 days I was hooked. I couldn't get enough. I was searching the internet for anything and everything Twilight related. A friend of mine updated her Myspace status about Twicon and I had to know all about it. That day I went to Twicon.org and found the forums. I joined right away and started reading threads. I came across the chatzy link and thought I'd see what it was all about. Well, that was the day that I met Jess. It was kind of weird, I don't think very many people liked me at first. *cough*Jess*cough* But I was hooked.

A couple months later Megan came in. We all started talking and plans were put into place for a bunch of the people to come to Houston for the day while they were in Austin. It was one of the best days of the year for me. Relationships were changed, mostly for the better.

And here I am 9 months later and I now co-own a Twilight website with 2 of my best friends. We live thousands of miles apart, but have helped each other through a pregnancy, a death, and the end of friendships. 3 very different women became friends thanks to a common love of a book series. We will be there for each other through more things then I think we can imagine...and all because one woman had a dream that she felt compeled to write down.

Thank you, Mrs. Meyer for giving us our verison of the traveling pants.

Soap box time again

It's soap box time again. And a warning, it's about "fan girls" and those that bash said fan girls. It is about the situation in general no one in specific, so don't ask if it's about you. If you feel it is then you need to check yourself.





First off the lovely "fan girls."



You are the ones that get on my nerves in the worst way, not going to lie. I don't mind the screaming when you see your favorite celeb. You're excited we get that, and some people are just screamers. But after about 5 seconds, SHUT THE HELL UP!!! If you are hyped up on sugar or energy drinks, or whatever else you need to drink/eat to keep yourself going I'll give you 10 seconds, anything longer and I will be shoving a dirty sock in your mouth and secretly hoping you choke on it. Ok, honestly, not secretly, but you get the idea. When they start talking keep your mouth shut! Everyone there, including them, would love to hear what they have to say. If you scream "I LOVE YOU (insert actor's name here)!!" every time they talk, we'll never hear them speak, and they'll just walk off the stage.





Secondly, just because they are in the public eye does not give you a right to talk about them like they are a piece of meat. Discussing with your friends what you think their penis (or boobs) looks like is not acceptable. Joking or not. It. Is. Not. Cool. You make me sick. And if I was around when you said it I would beat you with a wet noodle. No. Joke. That just shows that you are a pathetic individual who has nothing better to know than daydream about a stranger's privates. Ummm. Gross. So just stop vocalizing your attachment to certain areas of a stranger's body. You know, keeping that to yourself will do 3 things for you.




1. It will allow you to keep whatever friends you have now.
2. You will be able to make people think you are normal.
3. It will keep people from filing restraining orders against you.



Another thing, why are you getting sick over something that is happening to a stranger? I understand having sympathy for people when something bad happens, and that's great. It means you have a heart. If your favorite celeb has something happen that sucks and you want to write them a letter of support, that's great. Go for it! But getting SICK because of something that happened to someone YOU'VE never met, that's a little disturbing. What are you going to do next, start following them every where? Creepy.






And now onto the bashers.



EVERYONE has a little "fan girl" in them, and that's perfectly acceptable as long as it's kept in check, so get off your high horses and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! If someone gets outta hand then yeah tell them to chill, but don't for one second think you are better than them, because you aren't. Saying you're a fan of their work or talent is the same thing as being a "fan girl." The only difference is one has more control of their excitement than the other.



The thing that sets me off the most about bashers is when they say "we'll you just started liking them because of (insert movie that has brought the most success)." SO FUCKING WHAT?!?! You are seriously going to gage the amount a person likes a celeb because of when they found out about them?! Seriously, how childish and idiotic can you be?! It doesn't matter when they found out about the celeb, they are a fan just like you and shouldn't be looked down on.



Bottom line, I am sick and tired of people in the fandom (yes I'm talking about Twilight) talking shit about people who either jumped on the bandwagon late (whether it be for the books, or for the actors) or wear their excitement on their sleeves. It's natural to be excited, and if anyone says they aren't then they shouldn't have anything to do with Twilight, or whatever they are bashing the "fan girls" for. I am just sick and tired of the negativity from the "veterans" just because they have been around longer or know more. It's fucking stupid. I will be the first to admit that I have done it from time to time, but never once have I denied being a "fan girl." If you are apart of the fandom that makes you a "fan girl." You spend countless hours talking about whatever it is that you love, so that makes you the same. You just keep it in check more. Most of the time anyway.

And before I get hate comments about my post. This. Is. For. Me. If you feel I have talked about you in this then you need to do some soul searching. I didn't have a single person in mind when writing this. This is all based on things I have seen through out the fandom, and not from one certain place.

<3

Time to let it out

But before I do, I just wanna say....Megan where the eff is my friendship bracelet? I guess my 2/3 of the triplets don't love me. :(



Ok now that my joking bitchiness aside, on to the real reason that I am writing this blog.



I am so sick of fake ass people. I know I've said it before, but now I am talking about one specific person. And I don't care if said person reads my blog, which she probably won't, because she has fallen off the face of the earth. What kind of person ignores emails from people you are doing business with and then neglect to send them product which they bought from you nor do you refund their money. Then you start bailing on commitments and not telling people. And don't even get me started on the shit that you were supposed to help me with. Also, why the fuck do you need to make a deposit into the bank account when you weren't supposed to take any of the fucking money out in the first place? I know that everyone has issues in their lives, but you negelected to say anything to anyone you were working with on different projects with about it. I don't believe anything you say anymore. I think you just wanted to go back to your old ways and didn't have the balls to say it to anyone. Being your friend for the few months I knew you opened my eyes to why you have no real life friends. You have to know how to be a friend to have friends, and you my friend need to take some classes. I'm done with you, but I'm pretty sure you've figured that out.

Ok so now onto better news. I get to see my Jessa and April (and hopefully Megan) in like 40 days!!! I can't believe that con is so close, and after a couple fun filled days here in Houston we will make the short trek to Dallas where we will be surrounded by tons of Twilight fans for a weekend of fun! I can't wait to hang out with all my Chatzy girls!! <3

This needs no title

Disclaimer: I am sure I am going to piss someone off with what I have to say. If I do, well...I guess I'm sorry for that, but remember it was your choice to read my blog. None of what I am about to say is directed at the people I know.





Now that that's done and over with.





Would everyone please shut the hell up about the autograph and photograph sessions on Twicon. You are now beating a dead deer with a fucking broom. (I added the deer just for you Jess :D) You have said your piece about it now SHUT UP!! Seriously saying things like Twiconned is going to only put your dumb ass in a bad mood and keep you from having a good time. I completely understand being upset, I was disappointed when I first found out, but is it really necessary to bitch all over the forums? I'm am not saying don't bitch, I'm saying do it once and SHUT THE HELL UP!! The movie is not being cancelled, it's being moved, so if you want to see it you just have to get up a little early. It's the end of the fucking world. It's whatever, I'm over bitching about people bitching. I just think that a lot of people made assumptions about how things were going to be and now they are crying like an effing baby because it's not working out how they ASSUMED it was going to be.



Change of subject, I hate doing a body cleanse! But it must be done, so I have to suck it up. Atleast my body will be clean.



Time for another change. I am so sick of reading about Rob's love life on the cover of tabloids. How the hell can people work for companies like that? Do they have nothing better to do with their lives then to publish insanely stupid rumors about celebs? I mean I know I make fun of the things that celebs do, but I don't make up ridiculous rumors about them that anyone with half a brain would know is a lie.

But anyways I'm done. I'm sure I'll find something else to bitch about later. I always do.

Why, why, why?!?

So, today was our third anniversary, so we went out to eat. It was amazing, despite the truck overheating and it taking us an hour to get to dinner instead of 20 minutes. But that isn't why I am posting this. I am posting this because I want to say Why?

Why are people so fake?!?! Just because one of your friends acts a certain way or likes certain things doesn't mean you need to. I mean come on, grown the hell up and be yourself. If you don't feel comfortable being yourself, how are you supposed to expect your friends to know who you are? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE!! I am so sick of fake people. If you feel that this is directed at you....well then I guess soul searching is in order.

Anyway, why the hell do 70 year old people feel the need to drive 35 in a 50 mph zone?! If you can follow simple speed limits GET THE HELL OFF THE ROAD!!! They do driving tests for a reason, and it's obvious you need to go through the test again! Damn some people just shouldn't be driving!

Cutting this short because I am tipsy and need sleep!

Cheese, dresses, and whatevs

Amber and I were talking on Skype last night, and the topic of apple pie came up. Sounds delicious doesn't it? We'll pause for a moment while you daydream about warm fresh out of the oven apple pie covered in melted cheese. Wait, what?! Did I just say melted cheese? That's right, apparently apple pie with melted cheddar cheese on it is an american favorite. WTF?!?! What kind of sick American dubbed this disgusting combo a favorite of all Americans? I don't need some wack job deciding what is a favorite of mine. Whoever decided this should be thrown in stupid jail and beat to death with a wet noodle. If you are in need of a wet noodle just ask any Canadian since this is their only form of defense against attackers.

Time for a change of subject, I got my dresses for Twicon today! They are gorgeous, and if I can ever fit my fat ass into them then I will be rocking some serious hottness. Right now me = hot mess, so I am off to the gym to work off the weight before the big weekend. Which means tons of rants and stories about how people are stupid and shit. I have noticed that about 98% of the gym population have HORRIBLE gym manners. If I'm standing here waiting for you to finish using the equipment don't start slowing down just to be an ass. Keep up your tempo and get the eff off the machine so that I can use it! Also, if you have just sat on the bike for 30 minutes sweating your ass off, wipe the damn seat and handle bars before you leave, I don't want to catch whatever you have. If I wanted some uncurrable STD I would go out and get it myself, but since I don't, wipe your nastiness of the community property.

I enjoy going to the mall and people watching. Surprising right?! Have you ever seen those people that get stuck behind a mom with a stroller? It's like they are in a car and get around. They'll move to the left to see if they can go around that way, then they'll move to the right. Then when neither of those magically transport this dipshit in front of the stroller, they proceed to look at their watch, as if that is going to make them go faster. Hey dumbass! Just because they say mom's have eyes in the backs of their heads doesn't mean they literally do. She isn't going to see you looking at your watch and know to move out of your way. Oh and then when they do actually pass you they do the drive-by stare. You know the one you do in the car where you are daring the person next to you to get out of the car that is moving at 70 mph just to whoop your ass. And lets face it, if they are a big enough bad ass to get out of a moving vehicle your ass is going to end up in a coffin. So do that drive by stare and moms have a couple different options. Ingore them, which most moms do. Flip them off, which not enough mom's do. Or my all time favorite, tell them off. I've found that if you are having a bad day, going to the mall can make all the difference. Just make sure you are walking really slow and you are bound to run into one of these assholes, and then volia! instant punching bag, and the best part is you never have to see this dickwad again in your life.

Moral of the story: Always tell off the drive by stare, it'll make you feel better.

Question: If you could stop the career of one celeb, who would it be, how and why?
Now answer before I send dust bunnies to eat your feet!

Back to the world of blogging....hopefully

I dropped off the radar a while back, things just got super crazy for a while. But I'm back, bitches and ready to talk about anything and everything.

To start off what I am sure will be an epic blog for the day....

Twicon is almost here!!!! That's right my lovely and slightly insane readers, Dallas will be visited by 2,500 Twilight fans in 52 days. Chaos the likes of which you've never seen will rain down on Dallas, I'm sure of it. And to kick off the fun, I get to spend extra time with some of my lovely crazy ass women before the chaos beings, expect tons of unexplainable pictures and very random videos; not to mention tweets. Hopefully the tweets will replace the drunk calls and texts, if not, consider yourself loved.

We bought a Wii this weekend as an anniversary gift to each other, and we've spent every spare second playing this damn thing, it's very addictive. And for the record, yes I know we are pathetic buying a game console geared toward kids for grown adults, but when you have 2 children under two you have to find new ways to get drunk at home. I'm kidding, don't go call CPS on us, we only get tipsy....most of the time. But in all seriousness, that damn thing will suck you in and you won't know what the hell happened. It's crack for the those of us that have lives (WoW players anyone?!?!). I have decided that I am going to have Wii parties so that I can laugh at how bad my friends suck at Wii Sports, all the feeling better about how bad I suck. You know the normal girl thing.

In other news, I am thinking that I am going to go back to ripping off Perez Hilton's blog and start posting shit about celebs. He's like a poor man's Gossip Girl, except he's gay and an actual person. Who knew you could become famous by trying to out celebs and making fun of their lives. He's worse than an anorexic geek in high school trying to fit in with the slutty popular girls. Wow...he really is taking his life right out of Gossip Girl. The differences, I won't bag on the celebs (only the stupid shit they do), and I won't try to out every straight guy in Hollywood just because they like to keep up their appearance and jump on couches on national television.

I'll also find random shit to jump on my soapbox about just because I want to bitch or have nothing better to do (which rarely happens in my life). Like, why the hell is everyone fascinated with going green?!?! Seriously, no one is going to change their way of life. It's just a damn fad, just like it was 10 years ago. It's just going to fade out and come back in another 10 years with new and different shit that's just going to make life more effing difficult. But since it's better for the environment we have to shut up and deal with it. Eff that! I'll take the lazy way out and do the shit that's gonna mess up the earth. What do I care? I'm not gonna be around when all this horrible shit is gonna happen. One person isn't going to make a difference, they just say that shit so you feel special when you are doing what they want. It's like when you were little and your parents made you feel like you were the smartest person on earth for using the toliet. You weren't doing anything great for yourself. You had to do more work, while your parents sat there jumping up and down because they didn't have to wipe shit off your ass anymore. What do you gain from that? Nothing! Now instead of someone else wipping your ass you have to do it yourself. Everyone gets so caught up in the hype that they don't look at what's really going on. Does this mean that I don't care about the earth, no I'm not saying that, but what we've been doing has been working great so far, so why eff with a good thing.

Ok, so I have rambled on enough for one night, time to go bug some people that will respond. I have a question before I leave, if you could see one video or picture of me from my epic Twicon week, what would it be? Leave the answer in the comments.